April 2012
87 posts
Couples breaking up on Facebook?
WHEN SOMEONE GETS SERVED AT THE BAR BEFORE ME BUT...
howdoiputthisgently:
SOBER:
DRUNK:
Sometimes you gotta fall before you fly:... →
secrets-in-the-telling:
losing your phone every 10 seconds
losing your friends every 10 seconds
lighting the wrong end of a cigarette
being sober until you stand up
pushing up your tits when you’re out of cash = free drinks
not knowing if you’re drunk or not, then proceeding to…